so hot right now

Just did my Top 10 for the Hottest 100. Picking 10 songs was really hard purely because a) i don't really listen to JJJ and b) i hate most things.

Animal Collective - My Girls
Bat For Lashes - Daniel
Empire Of The Sun - Without You (Single Version)
Franz Ferdinand - No You Girls
Hot Chip - One Life Stand
Lily Allen - Not Fair
Phoenix - Lisztomania
Sia - Buttons {CSS Remix}
Swiss, The - Bubble Bath
Tiga - Beep Beep Beep

cheesy

Hometown honeys The Swiss are pretty much the best thing to happen to little old Adelaide/music in general. Vote for them in JJJ's Hottest 100 so we can all be proud of them, and proud to live in Adelaide in general.



Download the Aeroplane mix feat The Swiss here

Listen to The Swiss here

Be pals with The Swiss' on Facey

Vote for THE SWISS here!


Also, need a t-shirt? They have some awesome ones! BUY! BUY!


Look who got all fancy at HTML...

sweaty wet

we will leave you in the woods, tell your friends you slipped

definitely one of my favourite videos and songs everz.
can't seem to get it out of my head at the moment and it's making me want to do weird, violent things.

peace out forevs

love you heaps Pokey. RIP.

throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind

Top 5 Things Making Jessie Laugh ATM

1. This listing on ebay has been removed now but it pretty much made me die a million laughing deaths.
Here is a picture of the bike in question too:



This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

2. Pretty much everything on this site, but particularly this one that made him famous. Adelaide legendz reprazent:
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

3. This will only be hilarious to a certain sub-culture of people. But if you're not a part of that sub-culture then I don't care to be your friend nor care what you think is funny anyway.
http://liononthefloor.ytmnd.com/

4. Anything on the onion but particularly this right now.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/grandma_concerned_about_dinner

5. This will never not be funny/will always be funny.

oh christmas tree

we gots one! it smells so nice.




trying to make stand up straight


is kind of straight now


james was super helpful


foxies. the only origami decorations we are even remotely good at making. is still not very good. and also not related to christmas at all.

FREE BOOZE

My friend Dan is pretty much a genius. Tomorrow night he is launching his new graphic novel for kids "Pilot & Huxley". It's pretty special.

Come celebrate...





I know you can't read that because it's tiny so here are the details:

Thurs Nov 19, 6pm at Mostly Books, Mitcham Square (119 Belair Road, Torrens Pk)
On the night:
GIVEAWAYS
NIBBLES & REFRESHMENTS (Grown-ups drinks and kids drinks)
FREE FACE PAINTING
GET A PHOTO WITH THE SLOBBERFINK (Bring a camera)
MEET THE CREATOR
BUY THE BOOK

Also, can someone tell me how to change the formatting on this fucking blog so that I can post wide things?

xx

I've been thinking about my reasons just to...

Top 5 Things Helping Me Get By Right Now:

1. Singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77zxCAfVeD8
(Universal have totally got this shit on lock and won't let me embed the actual video, so follow the link fool)

2. and this:


at the top of my lungs

3. While riding this:


4. New found obsession with Genki Sudo (about a million years too late):


5. Gin

GET ON TOP

Top 5 Favourite Songs to Work Out to:
1. Cream - Prince
2. Happy House - The Juan MacLean
3. Aint Nobody - Chaka Khan
4. Temperature - Sean Paul
5. Say Whoa - A-Trak

I AM REALLY LAZY AT UPDATING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW ON ACCOUNT OF BEING FUCK OFF BUSY WRITING MY THESIS.

recent times

Top 5 Things Floating my Boat Recently...

1. This cocktail that KT had at La Boheme called 'American Beauty' that I LOVED and am ripping off at home in honour of KT's Bday tonight. Also will obv be default cocktail served at my wedding...
It contains:

<3 A glass full of rose petals:


<3 A double shot of gin:


<3 A shot of rose syrup:


<3 A dash of rose water:


<3 And tonic:


Come over sometime and have a glass full of roses with me xx

2. Kitto's precious family lending me their holiday house in beautiful Aldinga:

Where I'm staying all next week on ANOTHER (and hopefully my final) thesis lockdown.

3. FINISHING MY MOTHER FUCKING THESIS - GRADUATING - AND FINALLY BEING DOCTOR JESS!**
Remember Doogie Howser? I'm pretty much him now/soon. Except a) I'm not a REAL doctor (just a lame doctor of psychology) and b) I'm HEAPS prettier...

**This one hasn't actually happened yet but I'm sure it will soon. Right? Right.

4. Getting to see beautiful Zoe in Melbs. Miss you zo, come back. xxx


5. Gossip Girl S3. Yeah whatevs, I make no apologies and have no shame. Show me someone who says they don't love watching babes in amazing clothes run around the best city in the world, and I'll show you a liar.

yeah it's 1am on a Saturday and i'm posting a blog. WHAT OF IT!?

It's a Saturday night and I'm at home posting a blog complaining about pretty much everything and I know that's not going to do wonders for my credibility/popularity but I was amazed tonight at how GROSS going out can be sometimes, how little imagination the general public seem to have and how dumb most people are as a rule.

I'm laying down some ground rules for myself re: future social activities...
1. Will only enter club type atmosphere if I'm getting paid to do so, i.e. dj'ing
2. Will enthusiastically attend house parties, particularly if there is the promise of food or cake
3. Will have more house parties at own amazing house with amazing boyfriend and amazing housemate, is good as means do not have to be concerned with travelling home after drinking as have not left house
4. Will NOT line up to get in anywhere, is simply not worth it, ever
5. Will always buy self chocolate on way home from night out (as have done tonight) to congratulate self on leaving house

I'm really only interested in old person activities these days like taking baths and complaining.

Fingers crossed I'll brighten up when I finish my thesis.

Jessie out.

making plans

Last night I dreamt that I finally had my own sausage dog and he was so naughty. We were riding the lifts in our apartment building and he kept running out just as the lift would close then I'd have to search around to find him. Is it possible to really love something that doesn't exist yet? Because I love my future puppy so much it's a bit of a joke. I imagine that Hans (that will be his name) will look a little like one of these dogs:

o hai! wearing a little jumper!


possible future hans running:




I also imagine that Halloween will be heaps funner when I have a puppy. Must stop googling 'dogs in costumes' 24/7.
Yes! FUCKOFFTOOCUTE!


hilarious dog expression. this costume demeans us both.


awesomest but impractical:


also must start brainstorming halloween costume ideas for self and not just for imaginary dog. so far i am leaning towards a bunch of grapes, a hot dog or a cheese slice. i have sourced costumes for all these ideas and they are all pretty stupid/awesome.

Top 5 Monday Morning Sad Bastard Songs

1. 'I'm on Fire' Bruce Springsteen
2. 'Thirteen' Big Star
3. 'Ceremony' New Order (Joy Division Cover)
4. 'Daniel' Bat for Lashes
5. 'These Days' Nico

everyone's your friend

kitto's pretty street


go <3 your own city:


dinner with banner, always a pleasure:


gitane:


magnolia red velvet:


inferior hipster cupcake:


so excited about my post-cupcake frozen margerita that i'm doing my quasimodo impression. later i fell into a sugar coma:




Williamsburg is so effing cool that Tism perform at the local church, just before confession:


karaoke night of doom:




a class act:


kitto, if this is the way home, why are we suddenly at the Hudson?


this photo:


led to this injury:


best photo of me ever taken? yes:


just two pals, taking one thousand photos of themselves on the street:


balloon head ear tweak:


jules has a girls bike:


post-brunch, inappropriately drunk, about to go to airport:


looking back at these it's amazing i'm not fat/dead.