Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind
Top 5 Things Making Jessie Laugh ATM
1. This listing on ebay has been removed now but it pretty much made me die a million laughing deaths.
Here is a picture of the bike in question too:
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
2. Pretty much everything on this site, but particularly this one that made him famous. Adelaide legendz reprazent:
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
3. This will only be hilarious to a certain sub-culture of people. But if you're not a part of that sub-culture then I don't care to be your friend nor care what you think is funny anyway.
http://liononthefloor.ytmnd.com/
4. Anything on the onion but particularly this right now.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/grandma_concerned_about_dinner
5. This will never not be funny/will always be funny.
1. This listing on ebay has been removed now but it pretty much made me die a million laughing deaths.
Here is a picture of the bike in question too:
This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.
2. Pretty much everything on this site, but particularly this one that made him famous. Adelaide legendz reprazent:
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
3. This will only be hilarious to a certain sub-culture of people. But if you're not a part of that sub-culture then I don't care to be your friend nor care what you think is funny anyway.
http://liononthefloor.ytmnd.com/
4. Anything on the onion but particularly this right now.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/grandma_concerned_about_dinner
5. This will never not be funny/will always be funny.
Friday, November 27, 2009
oh christmas tree
we gots one! it smells so nice.
trying to make stand up straight
is kind of straight now
james was super helpful
foxies. the only origami decorations we are even remotely good at making. is still not very good. and also not related to christmas at all.
trying to make stand up straight
is kind of straight now
james was super helpful
foxies. the only origami decorations we are even remotely good at making. is still not very good. and also not related to christmas at all.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
FREE BOOZE
My friend Dan is pretty much a genius. Tomorrow night he is launching his new graphic novel for kids "Pilot & Huxley". It's pretty special.
Come celebrate...
I know you can't read that because it's tiny so here are the details:
Thurs Nov 19, 6pm at Mostly Books, Mitcham Square (119 Belair Road, Torrens Pk)
On the night:
GIVEAWAYS
NIBBLES & REFRESHMENTS (Grown-ups drinks and kids drinks)
FREE FACE PAINTING
GET A PHOTO WITH THE SLOBBERFINK (Bring a camera)
MEET THE CREATOR
BUY THE BOOK
Also, can someone tell me how to change the formatting on this fucking blog so that I can post wide things?
xx
Come celebrate...
I know you can't read that because it's tiny so here are the details:
Thurs Nov 19, 6pm at Mostly Books, Mitcham Square (119 Belair Road, Torrens Pk)
On the night:
GIVEAWAYS
NIBBLES & REFRESHMENTS (Grown-ups drinks and kids drinks)
FREE FACE PAINTING
GET A PHOTO WITH THE SLOBBERFINK (Bring a camera)
MEET THE CREATOR
BUY THE BOOK
Also, can someone tell me how to change the formatting on this fucking blog so that I can post wide things?
xx
Monday, November 16, 2009
I've been thinking about my reasons just to...
Top 5 Things Helping Me Get By Right Now:
1. Singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77zxCAfVeD8
(Universal have totally got this shit on lock and won't let me embed the actual video, so follow the link fool)
2. and this:
at the top of my lungs
3. While riding this:
4. New found obsession with Genki Sudo (about a million years too late):
5. Gin
1. Singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77zxCAfVeD8
(Universal have totally got this shit on lock and won't let me embed the actual video, so follow the link fool)
2. and this:
at the top of my lungs
3. While riding this:
4. New found obsession with Genki Sudo (about a million years too late):
5. Gin
Monday, November 9, 2009
GET ON TOP
Top 5 Favourite Songs to Work Out to:
1. Cream - Prince
2. Happy House - The Juan MacLean
3. Aint Nobody - Chaka Khan
4. Temperature - Sean Paul
5. Say Whoa - A-Trak
I AM REALLY LAZY AT UPDATING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW ON ACCOUNT OF BEING FUCK OFF BUSY WRITING MY THESIS.
1. Cream - Prince
2. Happy House - The Juan MacLean
3. Aint Nobody - Chaka Khan
4. Temperature - Sean Paul
5. Say Whoa - A-Trak
I AM REALLY LAZY AT UPDATING MY BLOG RIGHT NOW ON ACCOUNT OF BEING FUCK OFF BUSY WRITING MY THESIS.
Friday, October 16, 2009
recent times
Top 5 Things Floating my Boat Recently...
1. This cocktail that KT had at La Boheme called 'American Beauty' that I LOVED and am ripping off at home in honour of KT's Bday tonight. Also will obv be default cocktail served at my wedding...
It contains:
<3 A glass full of rose petals:
<3 A double shot of gin:
<3 A shot of rose syrup:
<3 A dash of rose water:
<3 And tonic:
Come over sometime and have a glass full of roses with me xx
2. Kitto's precious family lending me their holiday house in beautiful Aldinga:
Where I'm staying all next week on ANOTHER (and hopefully my final) thesis lockdown.
3. FINISHING MY MOTHER FUCKING THESIS - GRADUATING - AND FINALLY BEING DOCTOR JESS!**
Remember Doogie Howser? I'm pretty much him now/soon. Except a) I'm not a REAL doctor (just a lame doctor of psychology) and b) I'm HEAPS prettier...
**This one hasn't actually happened yet but I'm sure it will soon. Right? Right.
4. Getting to see beautiful Zoe in Melbs. Miss you zo, come back. xxx
5. Gossip Girl S3. Yeah whatevs, I make no apologies and have no shame. Show me someone who says they don't love watching babes in amazing clothes run around the best city in the world, and I'll show you a liar.
1. This cocktail that KT had at La Boheme called 'American Beauty' that I LOVED and am ripping off at home in honour of KT's Bday tonight. Also will obv be default cocktail served at my wedding...
It contains:
<3 A glass full of rose petals:
<3 A double shot of gin:
<3 A shot of rose syrup:
<3 A dash of rose water:
<3 And tonic:
Come over sometime and have a glass full of roses with me xx
2. Kitto's precious family lending me their holiday house in beautiful Aldinga:
Where I'm staying all next week on ANOTHER (and hopefully my final) thesis lockdown.
3. FINISHING MY MOTHER FUCKING THESIS - GRADUATING - AND FINALLY BEING DOCTOR JESS!**
Remember Doogie Howser? I'm pretty much him now/soon. Except a) I'm not a REAL doctor (just a lame doctor of psychology) and b) I'm HEAPS prettier...
**This one hasn't actually happened yet but I'm sure it will soon. Right? Right.
4. Getting to see beautiful Zoe in Melbs. Miss you zo, come back. xxx
5. Gossip Girl S3. Yeah whatevs, I make no apologies and have no shame. Show me someone who says they don't love watching babes in amazing clothes run around the best city in the world, and I'll show you a liar.
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